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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6124 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 419681 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5749 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!