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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3092 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 133 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 3700 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!