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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8803 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!