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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1828 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4001 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!