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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6351 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5808 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | New Chunks Explored: | 823386 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!