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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2073 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 7546 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!