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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3737 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 286 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!