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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9782 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 104 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!