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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 547 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!