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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8134 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!