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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 251 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6046 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Animals Bred: | 91 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 245 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 513 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!