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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8152 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!