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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3330 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1491 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.
Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!
