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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1274 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 121 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 85 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens, the creepers break out into synchronized dance routines, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world (of blocks, that is).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, it will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So why waste your time with boring old lessons from life when you could be joining our Minecraft SMP and living out the most outrageous and hilarious adventures imaginable? Trust me, you won’t regret it!