LifeLessonsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most valuable lesson I’ve learned from life – it’s that you should join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens, the creepers break out into synchronized dance routines, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world (of blocks, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, it will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time with boring old lessons from life when you could be joining our Minecraft SMP and living out the most outrageous and hilarious adventures imaginable? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crops Grown:	4351
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	90
Emeralds Found:	5569	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	235	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magic Items Found:	5475

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	1195
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Star Shards Collected:	61
Farms Harvested:	690	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Farms Harvested:	513	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.