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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1738 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
If you want to join a server where the players have seen some stuff, like surviving a zombie apocalypse or battling a dragon in real life, then this is the place for you. Our players have been through it all and they’re not afraid to show it. Just look out for the guy with the diamond armor made entirely out of emeralds – he’s seen things, man.
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the players are as tough as nails and the mobs are as scary as your ex-girlfriend. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!