Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value respect for private lanes above all else! Join us for epic adventures and crazy encounters with entitled neighbors who demand you respect their precious lanes.

Imagine delivering virtual pizzas to virtual parties and getting yelled at by virtual Karens who think they own the place. Will you choose to kill them with kindness or sass them into oblivion? The choice is yours on our server!

But beware, the private lanes are guarded by mystical creatures who will challenge you to prove your worthiness. Can you navigate the treacherous paths and deliver your goods without angering the lane guardians? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño pizza and the adventures are as wild as a Karen on a rampage. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show those entitled neighbors who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Chimeras Created: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

    Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!
    Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

    CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2425 Falling into the Void: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

    Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

    Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

    Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 96 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

    Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

    And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

    Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

    Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

    BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!
    Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

    CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

    But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

    Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

    Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3193 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 414

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyJontronBros

    CraftyJontronBros
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 75 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Falling into the Void: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

    Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals
    Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”

    StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a normal person? Do you crave chaos and unpredictability at every turn? Then come join our server where we embrace the madness!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

    And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

    Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players
    Are you tired of losing potential friends because you can’t control your inner troll? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a huge asshole is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us and let your inner jerk shine as you make enemies left and right. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Alien Abductions: 0
    Farms Harvested: 186 Animals Bred: 19
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Masked Miners: Where Creeper Drama Meets Crazy Manga Adventures!

    Masked Miners: Where Creeper Drama Meets Crazy Manga Adventures!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a manga come to life, with crazy twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Just like how Glass Mask showcased the changing culture of Japan after WW2, our server will showcase the ever-evolving world of block-building adventures. From running to school with bread in your mouth to crushing on the captain of the pixelated soccer club, our server has it all!

    Don’t take the world of Minecraft for granted – join our server and see how quickly things can change in just one generation. Who knows, maybe you’ll grow up dreaming of being a blocky mangaka creating epic stories in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Dragon Eggs Found: 3909
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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