Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 19 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

    Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Epic Quests Completed: 21

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

    > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

    TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

    So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Potions Brewed: 156

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Animals Bred: 98 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4711

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Star Shards Collected: 56

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Ores Mined: 6754 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 70 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Alien Abductions: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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