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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4216 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!