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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1445 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 7719 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!