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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6584 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!