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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3734 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 68 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!