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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1920 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3940 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Magic Items Found: | 5938 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!