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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1020 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3661 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!
