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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4936 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 258 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5854 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!
