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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7425 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”