Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
Divine Spears Created: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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