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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8595 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?