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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8373 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 8505 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 212 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?