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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9127 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?