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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 194 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Emeralds Found: | 2487 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?