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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6645 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
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