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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9906 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?