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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9307 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7653 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Magic Items Found: | 1832 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?