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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1676 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8485 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?