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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 4536 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?