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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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