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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found: 4683 Dragon Eggs Found: 2102
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 78 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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