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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 317679 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ores Mined: 9397
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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