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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Falling into the Void: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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