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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7548 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell u bout this one server that’s like, the center of all the craziness, man. von der Leyen herself declared it, so u know it’s gotta be good.
there’s, like, this surge of far-right players taking over Europe, but don’t worry, they’re all just here to have a good time and play some minecraft. it’s like a party up in here, with all the chaos and fun u could ever want.
join us on this server and be a part of the madness. build crazy structures, battle it out with other players, and just have a blast. von der Leyen said it herself, this server is where it’s at. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
