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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 862 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4312 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Towns Built: | 10 |
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