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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3640 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
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