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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7241 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
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