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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6680 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Mines Excavated: | 4802 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 67 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
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