lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

    NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition
    so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

    oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

    so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

    A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name A New World
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    Description Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

    Q: What makes this server unique?

    A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I team up with other players?

    A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

    It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP
    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

    Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

    So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Farms Harvested: 883
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PuppyBlocker

    PuppyBlocker
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyCashCow2021

    CraftyCashCow2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • TankWarsCraft

    TankWarsCraft
    haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Wiki Craft Land

    Wiki Craft Land
    so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

    also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1129 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Rogue Realms | RAD 2 ModPack

    Server Details New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed)
    Gameplay PvE
    Server Status 24/7 – East Coast US
    World Fresh New World
    Owner Helpful/Active Owner
    Community LGBTQIA+ Friendly
    ModPack ModPack Link in Discord
    Access Whitelist

    Join our Discord server for more information

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

    Q: How often is the server updated?

    A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server

    MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP

    Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

    But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

    SaunaTowel Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

    Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

    Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

    So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyFriendzMC

    CraftyFriendzMC
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

    Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

    Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

    So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Ores Mined: 1724

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SpookyCraft2021

    SpookyCraft2021
    Are you tired of watching horror movies and not being able to jump into the screen and fight off the monsters yourself? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a spooktacular Halloween event where you can battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a haunted mansion filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner. Who needs popcorn and a cozy blanket when you can have a diamond sword and a suit of enchanted armor? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate horror movie experience in Minecraft!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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