lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Potions Brewed: 79 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 10
Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development

    Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development
    BetterBusinesses Server

    BetterBusinesses Server Overview

    Server IP play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    YouTube BetterBusinesses YouTube Channel
    TikTok Follow us on TikTok
    Patreon Support us on Patreon

    Key Features

    • Custom business plugin with robust GUI
    • Survival economy gamemode
    • Jobs
    • Chestshops
    • Friendly community

    Rules

    1. You must treat others with kindness and respect.
    2. You may not grief others or the server.
    3. You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
    4. You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
    5. You may not advertise or spam.
    6. One account per player only.
    7. Have fun!

    Thank you for being part of our community!

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    Can I run any kind of business on the server? Yes, our custom business plugin allows you to run any type of business you can imagine.
    Are there opportunities to collaborate with other players? Absolutely! You can create, compete, and collaborate with friends on various business projects.
    Can I hire employees for my business? Yes, you can hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through the business GUI.
    Are there specific rules for running a business on the server? While we encourage creativity and innovation in business ideas, please ensure that your business practices adhere to our server rules and promote a positive community environment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Baby Bump Minecraft Server

    Baby Bump Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s baby-making skills? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate political sperm position where anything can happen.

    We’ve got so much drama, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. Watch out for those female friends and their boyfriends – they’ll be giving you side-eye like you’ve never seen before. But hey, at least you’ll have some company while you try to figure out what the heck is going on.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the mysteries of the political sperm position. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected surprises – like, say, two babies in your wife’s belly. You never know what might happen next on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    We have upcoming road races that will blow your mind, like the Simac Ladies Tour where the creepers race against the skeletons for ultimate victory. And don’t miss the Tour of Taihu Lake where the Ender Dragon makes a guest appearance as the ultimate boss battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our CX races where players ride pigs instead of bikes and try to dodge exploding TNT blocks. It’s chaos at its finest!

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium

    BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium
    come join our epic minecraft server where putin’s ‘merchant of death’ victor bout has returned to arms trading but with a twist- HE’S SELLING DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPER REPELLENT! yea, you heard that right, folks. you can now protect yourself from those pesky creepers while looking stylish with a shiny diamond sword.

    our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on. we’ve got epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for rare loot.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this crazy world of minecraft madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty AI Instructions

    Crafty AI Instructions
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave! Our server be so lit, even the Ender Dragon be takin’ selfies with the players.

    We got a secret underground disco where the zombies be breakdancin’ and the skeletons be poppin’ and lockin’. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted forest where the trees be singin’ and the flowers be spittin’ rhymes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical castle where the villagers throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life genie (Disclaimer: genie may or may not be a disgruntled witch in disguise).

    So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a giant mutant chicken. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4

    Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4
    Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!
    🌎 Established on: June 11th, 2023
    🔧 Server Version: 1.21
    🎮 Vanilla World Features:
    • No world border
    • Various recipe add-ons for enhancing vanilla experience
    • High-end hardware for lag-free experience

    What Astros Reach has to offer:

    • Long-term vanilla world that only resets when voted upon by players
    • Free community-use creative world
    • Weekly and monthly events
    • Helpful and knowledgeable community
    • Caring staff to ensure special experiences for every player

    To join Astros Reach, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. We welcome players aged 18 and older. Come join us in our fun and friendly community!

    Discord Link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: When was Astros Reach established?

    A: Astros Reach was established on June 11th, 2023.

    Q: Does the server have plans to reset the world?

    A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

    A: Players must be 18 years or older to join Astros Reach.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will provide you with all the information you need to get started.

    Q: What version is the server currently running?

    A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: The server offers various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience, as well as high-end hardware for a lag-free gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server

    The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server
    Yo, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery monsters and explore the depths of hell in search of epic loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions about the server. And don’t forget to check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz – these guys are legends in the Minecraft world!

    Oh, and did we mention our upcoming events for version 1.2? From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for some sweet in-game rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Ores Mined: 2753 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

    What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

    BoomerBlock Minecraft Server
    So there’s this Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Betty would want to cut in line just to join! Our server is so epic that even your mum (49 F) would be begging to play. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Betty appears, trying to push past you like she owns the place. But don’t worry, our server is so awesome that even Betty can’t ruin the fun. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows, maybe Betty will be there causing trouble!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5614
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son

    ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chores are the ultimate quest! Join now for a chance to sweep, dust, and wash bedding like never before. Our server is so lit, even the step daughter’s $1,000/month allowance can’t compete with the rewards you’ll earn from completing chores.

    Embark on a journey to balance out the chores between siblings, just like in this epic tale of sweeping and dishwashing drama. Will you be the hero who saves the day and finally achieves household harmony? Or will you join the dark side and let the dust bunnies take over?

    With outrageous tasks and insane stories to uncover, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your broom and get ready to sweep your way to victory! Join now and show us if you’re the ultimate chore champion.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyCultCraft

    CraftyCultCraft
    If you had the chance to start a cult, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our cult… I mean, server, is a place where you can worship the mighty diamond block and sacrifice sheep to please the Minecraft gods.

    Join us for epic battles against the evil villagers who are trying to take over our pixelated world. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor for all our loyal cult members to use in their quest for domination.

    But beware, there are rumors of a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Will you be brave enough to face the clucks of doom and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and become part of the most ridiculous cult… I mean, community, you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CriticalCraft Minecraft Server

    CriticalCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are trying to get in on the action? Well, guess what? Our server is so fire that even Wafiq Safa himself tried to join, but got wrecked by an IAF strike in Beirut! Now he’s in ‘critical condition’ and missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy builds happening on our server. Don’t be like Wafiq Safa, join us now and let’s show him what he’s missing out on! Just watch out for those pesky airstrikes, they can really ruin your day. Let’s get crafting, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships

    Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships
    are u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well come join us on this epic server where we have illegal chinese ships causing chaos and triggering the south korean coast guard response!

    imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.

    join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Enchantments Applied: 55
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Dimension Hops: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • OrdiCraft2

    OrdiCraft2

    Welcome to our Classic Survival server. Buy items in the virtual store, exchange in the trading area and open special crates to obtain rewards. With 18 kits available per rank and a clan system, you can join other players to conquer the server. Rank up and unlock exclusive perks, use warps to move quickly, and protect your belongings with minerals. Take on custom bosses and play from version 1.8 to 1.21.x. The map never resets!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Endless Eden: Where creepers are just misunderstood green huggers 16+

    Endless Eden: Where creepers are just misunderstood green huggers 16+

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    SMP World & Resource World
    OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds

    Join our server and get whitelisted today to fully experience Minecraft as it should be played. Meet some Unique people that you will quickly call friends.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How to Join?
    • Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
    • Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
    • Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15-30 mins
    What our Server has to offer:
    • SMP World & Resource World
    • OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds

    Enjoy our incredible SMP world where you can explore and create unique builds and visit other players areas and shops! Warp to our Resource World to gather all your materials for builds!

    Wanting something different than the SMP? Play our other game modes, fit with Challenges, Generators, Quests and a Unique Oneblock Phase experience like no other! What makes us Unique?

    • We have an expansive Quality of Life plugin list, some even paid plugins to help improve your experience and make playing on our Server interesting.

    A few of these plugins include Arcade Games, Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Leveling/Skills, Custom Enchants, Shops, Warps, Homes, Crates, Infinite Villager Trading and Improved Stonecutting Recipes!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Crops Grown: 6551
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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