Let Me Explain Minecraft SMP

Accuracy, algorithmic chatter, cognitive dissonance, EXPLAIN, general consensus, imagination, media coverage, Minecraft, MODEL, morality, Observation, passive observation, Perception, prior beliefs, rational mind, second-order effect, smp, subconscious, subconscious trends, Thoughts, trained beliefs, trends, unconscious mind

Are you tired of living in a world where the media controls your every thought and action? Do you want to break free from the chains of societal norms and embrace your true inner chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us on a journey of self-discovery as you navigate through a world where the only rules are the ones you make for yourself. Unleash your creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine, because here, anything goes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins and take control of the entire world. Will you join forces with them, or will you fight against the chaos they bring? The choice is yours, but be warned, nothing is as it seems in this twisted reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner madness run wild! Who knows what kind of adventures and insanity await you in this unpredictable world.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2619	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Buildings Constructed:	44
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2177	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	228723	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	360415	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	160	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.