so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Towns Built: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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