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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1415 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8303 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Imagine a Minecraft server where the grass is made of marshmallows, the trees are made of cotton candy, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise. Sounds easy peasy lemon squeezy, right? Wrong! This server is actually difficult difficult lemon difficult, but in the most hilariously chaotic way possible.
Join us if you dare to navigate through a world where the pigs can fly (literally) and the zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. But beware, the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server with their army of evil ducks.
Think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky wonderland? Then come on down and join the madness! Just remember, it may look easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually difficult difficult lemon difficult. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!
